Prof: There have been accounts of down syndrome kids who’ve done really well, gone on to get university degrees… usually from Concordia.

-Stewart Bio

Guy 1: Viruses are like the STDs of porn.
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s why you use a Mac. It’s like wearing a condom.
Guy 1: Yeah, but it just doesn’t feel the same.

-Duluth

Hey loyal readers,

     Sorry for the lack of recent posts.  We are just in the middle of some re-organizing.  We will be back very soon with some funny new posts.  Just keep your mouth shut to make sure they aren’t from you…

Upper year girl, on a recent relationship with a much younger student: I couldn’t get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!

- McGill Ghetto

Shagalicious Shop has a table outside RVC caf, offering free condoms.

Girl behind table: free condoms — take some!
RVC girl: (to her friend) I wish I needed those…
(Other girls laugh nervously)

–RVC Caf

Girl 1: Where are you from?
Girl 2: Regina.
Girl 1: Ha, yah, we all came from vagina
Girl 3: Actually, I was born from a C-Section
- New Rez

Loud Drunk Guy: And it was only after I took at giant swig from the bottle that I put two and two together and realized that it wasn’t flat beer. It was the bottle I had pissed in earlier.
-Outside Molson Stadium

Girl: No, but seriously though, I can’t even do coke this year because my new nose is really delicate.
-New Rez

Guy 1: So I signed up for the Republican Club.
Guy 2: But you’re not Republican, are you?
Guy 1: No, but this guy was wearing a shirt I really liked. I just want the shirt.
- Lower Campus

Girl: Finally! I’m no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.
-Campus