Girl (lounging on sofa, gets up to leave): Gotta go meet Flipper down by the docks, he’s bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
- Solin Hall

Female sexual predator: I have a cookie jar in my pants and the lid is always open!
- Solin Hall

Professor: I don’t even turn on the television anymore. It’s just violence. It’s all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.
- 19th Century Philosophy

Guy: Avada Kedavra is so romantic!
- McTavish

Guy to girl: Yeah I’ve started research for that paper. I’ve pretty much gone to websites and seen that they exist.
- Otto Maass before a poli sci class

Girl: Stop calling women objects or tools! Women are NOT tools!
Guy: Of course they aren’t tools. Tools are useful.
- McGill Arena

Guy (on Cell Phone) “Dude, I know you totally just got out of jail, but it is going to be alright man school is great.”
- Outside Leacock

Prof: Has anyone ever been intimate with a cow?
— Biology 205, Adams Auditorium

Professor: 1984 – OK, on the negative side it’s a dictatorship, so you can’t have sex when you want but on the other hand, people make your decisions for you and you’ve got a job for life.
- EAST 211

Prof: If we were all in this room naked, we’d be pretty ugly to look at.
- Phil. Foundations of Ed., Education Faculty