Prof: There are typically three signs that indicate a child may be at risk for developing pyschotic tendencies. What are they?
Student: Pyromania, mutilating or killing animals, and early sexual tendencies.
Prof: That’s right. Now if you’re a parent and your kid is having sex with flaming animals, I would get that checked out.
- McConnell 13

Guy: Oh My God that girl has a HUGE ass, but I love it.
- Astrobiology seminar

Prof: Now, I don’t want to alarm you, but what I am really trying to say here is if you like sex… watch out.
- BIOC 212

Girl 1: Ron Paul? Isn’t he a porn star?
Girl 2: Nope, that’s Ron Jeremy.
- Outside of New Rez

Girl: I’m so tired I think I’m gonna kill myself.
Guy: (Walking away) Alright, gimme a call.
- Outside Burnside Hall

Girl1: So now I’m wondering if I’m pregnant, or just getting fat…
Girl2: Oh my god, I hope you’re pregnant, at least then you can get an abortion!
- BMH

Girl 1: Don’t worry. She’s your friend. Of course she’s going to forgive you for sleeping with her boyfriend. It’s what friends do.
Girl 2: Yeah… thanks. You’re probably right. I wonder if he’s busy tonight.
- University St.

(girl and guy walking down the street)
Girl: This is SO much better than what you did all over my face!
- Prince Arthur at Aylmer

Ditsy girl: Oh my God! New York State is, like, the coolest city in the world!
- McGill bookstore cafe

Girl 1: So why didn’t you sleep with him?
Girl 2: I only sleep with people if I’m facebook friends with them.
- Chez Jose