Girl1: They say everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten…
Girl2: Then I have killed many cats
Guy- me too
Girl2 – It’s a good thing that they have nine lives, otherwise they’d be extinct!

[--At Metro du Parc Supermarket--]
[Guy1 steals a box from his friend's shopping cart]
Guy2: Go ahead! You can pay for my honey bunches of oats if you want to!
[Guy1 peers back into cart to see if there's anything better to steal]
G1: Crispers? What are Crispers?!
G3: Leave him alone, he plays tennis, he needs to stay healthy
G2: ha! Crispers aren’t healthy!
G1: So what are they? Are they a chip or a cracker?
G2: A cracker….well, um…. it’s like….
G1: Dude, I’ve seen the commercial
G2: it’s like the consistancy of a cracker, but it’s….but it feels like a chip
G3: so it’s like they took a cracker and….made it into a chip? Like a cra…
G1: Man, you better stop talking right now!
G3: Like a Crap!
G2: haha….like a crap
[conversation seems to continue as they continue to wait in line and then...]
G3: hehe…..a crap….

Limping Girl [in crutches]: I tried something new last night…
Guy: Anal?

–Shatner Lobby