Guy1: Wow, remember that night. John funneled so many beers.
Guy2: Man, I was at this party a few months ago and this guy was funneling, but then somebody threw in two shots of vodka on the top. He was making out with porcelain all night.
Guy1: *laughs*…Who’s Porcelain?

—-Parc and Prince Arthur

girl #1: “invite your friends to the party on friday!”
girl #2: “[long pause]…how do i invite them if they’re not on facebook?”
boy #1 *wets himself*

—Exhibition Room (architecture building)

Girl 1: …it’s because every girl that he sleeps rwith has to like go into hiding!!!
Girl 2: *sigh* yeah

–Prince Arthur and St. Dominique

[in large lecture hall]
Girl: So, are you like dating this girl?
Guy: (loudly) Welllllll, I’m not sleeping with her. I’m not sleeping with anyone right now actually….Crap, I think I said that too loud and now half the people in this course know.

Barista 1– “Could we hug at the same time as doing yoga?”
Barista 2– “Isn’t that having sex?”

—McGill Bookstore Cafe

Girl 1: If I was a hobo, I’d totally live in Hawaii.
Girl 2: Yeah, but if you were a hobo, how would you get to Hawaii in the first place?
Girl 1: I dunno, I’d just walk there.

Girl to her friend: “I’m tired of masturbation. I’d rather just have sex.”

–Corner of Des Pins and University

“It can’t be that hard. People have been making babies for centuries.”
–Behind the McGill gym

Guy 1: [after looking around] You know, this place really needs livening up.
Guy 2: Yeah. We could get jugglers? Or a unicycle.
Guy 1: On fire!

—Arts Lounge

[older man walks up to younger women]
Older Man: I like orgies on boats.

–A Bar on Crescent