My rising interest is causing wild unchecked growth, not to mention inflation.
(girl takes off her sweater, revealing a tank top underneath, as the professor is talking)
Professor: Do you want music with that?
Girl: What?
Professor: You appear to be taking off all your clothes. Would you like music with that?
Class: (shocked silence, scattered laughs)
—ECON 209 (Intro. to Macroeconomics)
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Dear Econ Majors,
Yes, we realize rising interest rates would actually CURB growth and inflation. Get your minds out of the textbooks and into the gutter.
Some other headlines we considered:
Obvious route:
“Usually when girls your age strip for me, there’s music.”
Onion style:
“Econ 209, Girl cause stickiness in prices, pants”
And more econ jokes:
Econ 209: Increases your marginal utility and/or bloodflow.
How to increase the marginal utility of showing up to your class: hire strippers.
Taking her top off on a day this cold?
I bet this was the Scottish professor.
Wow… that’s really funny… and your title is even funnier. Word.
OMG I was in that class and it was absolutely hilarious!
Dickinson isn’t Scottish, but does he teach Macro? I can imagine him saying that..