No, a snowman.
Girl 1: Oh, I loved it so much, it looked like an Igloo Person!
Girl 2: …an Eskimo?
—Douglas
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(3.22 out of 5)
Loading ...Saturday, February 24, 2007
(3.22 out of 5) Loading ...First you have to file a Motion to Adjourn Relationship; obviously he’ll file a Motion to Reconsider, so you Motion for Makeup sex, which requires 2/3 of your clothing on the floor to pass.
(Girl giving break-up advice)
Girl on cellphone: “It takes about one month to break up with someone. Don’t worry, you’re just going through the motions”
Girl on cellphone: “It takes about one month to break up with someone. Don’t worry, you’re just going through the motions”
—Leacock
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(3.93 out of 5) Loading ...Friday, February 23, 2007
“And then it takes me 3 hours to roll the perfect joint.”
Guy: Yeah, you know, when I don’t blaze my OCD really comes out…
—-Prince Arthur
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Tags: Uncategorized (4.32 out of 5) Loading ...“What? No, that’s be way nerdy. I use it to stalk people.”
Younger Student: Do you have Facebook? (opens her Facebook profile) See, this is mine…
Continuing Ed/Older Student: HAHA! What’s that? You’re looking to get a date?!
—Stewart Bio
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Tags: Uncategorized (4.38 out of 5) Loading ...Thursday, February 22, 2007
“Your dad made a cameo.”
Guy: I had a sex dream about you. I mean, about your brother.
Girl: EWWWWW.
—Leacock
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Tags: Uncategorized (3.88 out of 5) Loading ...That’s not an udder, and that’s not milk.
Guy in line: C’mon! Milk me like you know you want to!
—BMH
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Tags: Uncategorized (3.54 out of 5) Loading ...Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Jealous of being used to get into others’ legs, Wine decided to find out what all the hype was about
(casually during a wine and cheese dinner…)
Girl 1: Can someone help me open this thing!
Girl 2: Oh My God No! dont do it like that, you have to hold it between your legs hard and screw it!
Girl 1: Wow it works really well!
—Solin Hall
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Tags: Uncategorized (4.25 out of 5) Loading ...“Yes, but not of the Rhode persuasion.”
Girl: Is Prince Edward Island an island?
—New Rez study room
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Tags: Uncategorized (3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Dildos over Baghdad!
Professor: Does anyone want to know how foreign explosive penetrators work?
(Prof goes to board and reads advertisement for V-Day McGill)
Professor: “Vaginas for life bitches?” This is perfect for talking about explosive penetrators.
—Leacock 132
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Tags: Uncategorized (3.93 out of 5) Loading ...But two could write the headlines.
Guy: A thousand Jews on a thousand type-writers couldn’t write the the stuff that’s on Overheardatmcgill!
—Burnside elevator
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