[four friends studying together; tired, delirious...except one]

Blonde: Well I’m really bloated because all I drink is milk…And I finished an entire bottle of ranch dressing in two days…so then I took three laxatives…yeah.

Guy (reading a note): “He signed it ‘xoxox’??? What is he, a girl??”

—Bronfman

Girl 1: Did you figure out what you’re doing for Valentine’s Day?
Girl 2: Yeah, slitting my wrists.

—Poli 345

White Guy: “Asians are so smart that they can make cars but can’t drive them.”
Asian Guy: “Yeah, we’re not good with motor skills.”
White Guy: “But you like, swing swords and shit.”

—Schulich 5th

[A student raises his hand and asks a question]

Prof: Mike? Are you stoned again in class? Come on…you know there’s a time and place for everything. And after 4:00 is reefer time.

—Cognition

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Girl: What? You had Tantric Sex with my father?

—RVC Cafeteria

“It’s in the Caribbean! Get a geography book! (pause) Also known as an atlas. (pause) Maybe I need to get myself an English book.”

—Leacock elevator

Guy: I have 7 calculators. I have a financial calculator, I have one for adding and subtracting…
Girl: I have 2 calculators.
Guy: Only 2? How do you live with yourself?

—Schluich

American Guy: [Jokingly] Canadians are mostly pussies who’ll believe anything the government tells them. I bet if me and you threw down I’d win solely on the fact that I’m American and you’re Canadian.
Canadian Guy: Oh please. If you and I actually got into a real fight you’d get knock down faster than the Twin Towers.

—Outside Redpath