Teacher: (after handing out papers explaining the stage)…So, if your co-operating teacher says to you “here’s the schedule for the class, I’m off”, what do you do?

Student: Whip it out. (surrounding students chuckle) I mean the paper!

-Classroom Practices, EDU 218

Girl 1: Isn’t that the guy in the Jungle Book?
Girl 2: No, that’s the kid from 3rd Rock From the Sun.
Girl 1: …Mowgli’s from space?
 - Sherbrooke and McGill College

Girl 1: (panic stricken) Oh my God!!!!
Girl 2: (now also in a panic) What?! What?!
Girl 1: I just saw a huge centipede
Girl 2: Oh my god, did it almost crawl on me?!

-Leacock

Guy: I’m not trying to make out with you… I’m just trying to get it in there!
Girl: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

-Sherbrooke & Peel

Roommates talking about the high price of the Laval transit system
Blond 1: Why do you think it costs more, is because its bigger?
Blond 2: The bus pass?
- Solin

Exasperated Girl 1: …and oh my god, his dad slept with a hooker! And then she got pregnant! And then he got stuck raising the baby…with the hooker!
Exasperated Girl 2: I know, man!
Exasperated Girl 1 …and you know what’s so weird about this…these people are like…
Both girls together: From really good families!!!!!

-Birks

Bimbette: I hate hair. I just wish people didn’t have any hair…it just gets in the way.
Guy: Well there’s a disease, alopecia,where you have no hair.
Bimbette: That would be amazing!
Guy: No, you don’t even have eye lashes or eye brows.
Bimbette: Eewww!!! I would scream if I saw someone with alopecia!!!

- BMH

(cell phone goes off with Rihanna’s SOS ringtone)
Prof: …apparently Rihanna is calling.

-Math123 Linear Algebra and Probability

Girl talking on cell-phone: So I have a Canadian number and an American number… that officially means my life is very complicated.”

-Milton and Parc

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