Girl: Is it in class?
Prof: Is what in class?
Girl: The in-class test.
- RELG 207

[Prof is doing a colonialism simulation it incldues a girl and a boy pretending to be married farmers.]
Prof: Okay, go on and farm.
[The boy and the girl go to the front, and sit down on the steps of the stage.]
Prof: Stand up, you can’t farm sitting down!
[The two students stand up, and just stand there doing nothing.]
Prof (To boy): Come on, farm! Use your hoe!

–Intro to Developing Areas 

Student: “I am confused by the terms unilineal and bilineal”
Professor: “Well, what does uni mean?”
Student: “I dunno, two?”

— Soc 247

Girl: Wait, you take french?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: But you have a french last name.
- Molson

Prof: Aliens have a different biochemical composition, because they have a different evolution, and so we would be very indigestible to them.
- BIOL 112

“Wait…so what is a GPA?”

- Adams Aud. waiting for class to start

Girl: So how do you like your professor?
Guy: He’s okay. He speaks in full sentences.
- outside Leacock 132

Prof: I don’t do Math; I do people
- EDEC 305

Prof: “Costa Rico is much better at producing bananas than Canada.”
- ECON 208

Girl #1: She told me that he’s too straight, too heteronormative, and that I should work on that.
Girl #2: Get a strap-on, obviously.
- FRSL 101