Jappy girl on the phone: “The only black purse I have is the Coach…the one with the Cs…no the Cs…that’s the only black purse I have so just bring me your Prada okay?…no mummy said she was going to buy one for us.

— Lorne

Guy 1: “My first university experience was when Iwas about 10. This Russian guy used to come home at 3 in the in the morning and just eat cans of cat food.”
Guy 2: “That’s….disgusting.”
Guy 3: “Yo, I heard cat food is full of a lot of vitamins.”
Guy 1: “Yeah! Me too! Whatever, this was back in Scarbourough anyway…”

–Milton and Parc

Cute Girl 1: Oh my god, last night was one of those nights where you drink so much that you black out and don’t remember anything, like how you even got home.
Cute Girl 2: Well, at least you ended up in your own bed with your pajamas on.
Cute Girl 1: uhhh….

–The Ghetto

Girl: So I was walking to school and I saw Police on horses, and like, it was so weird. What do you think they were doing there?
Guy: Well I dunno, I think sometimes they go patrol the mountain. (Mont-Royal)
Girl: Oh yeah, the mountain police.

—Plateau

[Scene: Bouncy blonde in puffy coat and crocs walking on Milton. She is walking away from campus. She picks up her cell phone.]
Bouncy Girl: (in whispered tone) Hello?….No, I’m in the library….Oh my god, I’m so stressed…Ok…I’ll see you in bronfman later…Bye.

—Rue Milton [far from the library]

Girl on cell phone: Guess what…he’s German, and his name…is German! Isn’t that crazy?!

–Pins and University

Frustrated Girl: ya my roommates are really pissing me off right now – i’m the only one who does any chores. if it was up to them our garbage would just sit in a pile in the hall.
Friend: oh my god, i know what you mean!! like i’m always the one who has to write the check for the cleaning lady!

–on Milton, in the Ghetto

[Waiting in line at the dep, theres two girls and a guy in line. Girl #1 buys four energy drinks and pays with her debit card. Then she proceeds to walk back through the store to talk to some friends. The cashier begins to walk after her waving a reciept. The girl returns to the cash]
Cashier: “You forgot your forty dollars cash-back”
Girl #1: “Like, oh my god thank you. I can’t believe I keep doing that”.
Guy #1 to Girl #2 [her friend]: “I’m going to goout on a limb here and guess you guys are from Toronto”
Girl #2 [softly]: “Yeah, Why?”

–Dep on Prince Arhur/Parc

Guy: “Pork has NOTHING to do with time!”

–St. Denis