Girl: My friend from the seminary is pregnant! With a baby! In her tummy!

—RVC

Girl (on phone): She did what?! With whom? And she hasn’t been to confession in HOW LONG!? Oh my god, she is SO on the express route to hell!

—Lorne

(One Orthodox Jewish guy carrying a cello case and another orthodox guy carrying a trombone case)
Orthodox Guy with Cello Case: “They let you play with dogs in Vegas!”
–Outside McClennan

Guy: A thousand Jews on a thousand type-writers couldn’t write the the stuff that’s on Overheardatmcgill!

—Burnside elevator

Guy: So you’re trying to find a middle ground between slutty and Amish?
Girl: (Gasp) That’s sooo mean….I was never Amish!

—Jewish Studies Building

Prof: So its not really kosher to do the calculations this way…
Guy (asking girl next to him): What does kosher have anything to do with chemistry?

—Gen Chem 120

(obliviously walking into the Muslim prayer space beneath the Islamic Studies library while a group of students is praying)
Girl: “Ugh… I don’t know WHY this pathway has had these flip flops lying around for months!”

—Islamic Studies Library Prayer Space

Guy 1: You hate everyone at McGill
Guy 2: What the fuck, no i don’t..
Guy 1: Ya you do. If Jesus Christ was alive, you’d probably think he was cocky for being the son of God

—Roddick Gates

Guy (to his friend) :Sometimes I feel like a stripper preaching to a nun

—McConnell Engineering

Prof: What is the Jewish afterlife?
Student 1: Heaven and Hell.
Jewish Student: Has anybody ever been there??

—RELG 207