Girl 1: “im getting warts from the shower”
Girl 2: “like…. genital warts?”

–Molson Bathroom

Frustrated girl 1: URGH I have a midterm AND a paper!
Frustrated girl 2: I have herpes.
–Arts Lobby

Guy: “Am I going to have to flash some dick?”
—AUS Lounge

Professor: “If I have a tree, I don’t just go around and say, I’ll trade this tree for a woman’s… lacy… thing…”
[Moments later]
Professor: “Yes, trees and underwear. Don’t quote me on that!”

–Econ 208

Girl: I don’t get why Vegans don’t eat eggs. They’re not like meat.
Guy: I know, they’re unfertilized!
Girl: Ya.
Guy: It’s like not eating a period!  And who wouldn’t eat a period?!

girl: I thought that hermaphrodites were something made up by the media…like amnesia.

—New Rez

Guy#1: “…so long story short, she slapped me, jumped off and put all her clothes on. She didn’t even give me a chance to explain that I consider ‘hefty’ a compliment.”
Guy#2: what a bitch.

–Arts Building

girl #1: omg, i hate periods! periods ruin lives!!
girl #2: no, earthquakes ruin lives
…*silence*….
–New Rez

Guy: “She basically said ‘guys can NEVER cum from head.’”
Girl: “What?!?! This basically proves that shes a lazy bitch! A lazy Mexican bitch!”

—Milton and University

Girl:”so why DOES queens fuck sheep?”

—McGill vs. Queens Hockey Game