[upon attempting to clarify the negative and derogatory connotations surrounding the F-word]
Prof: If someone on the street does something that offends you, you say “Fuck You!” I highly doubt, however, that you actually mean “I hope you have a happy sexual time this afternoon.”
- Intro to Feminist Theory

Girl: When I was younger, I thought penises were remnants of tails.
Friends: *shocked silence*
Girl: So, you know, I thought that girls must be more highly evolved than guys because girls don’t have those little tails.
- Sherbrooke

Girl 1: Oooh my God, I was reading Overheard, and something I said was on it! It made me sound like SUCH a slut.
Girl 2: Well… I mean, you are sometimes…
Girl 1: Yeah, but the INTERNET doesn’t need to know it!
- Leacock

Guy 1: I heard about this guy whose girlfriend got date raped while he was with her. He was so pissed.
Guy 2: But it’s like, such a compliment if your girlfriend gets date raped, ’cause then you know she’s hot.
- New Rez

Guy on phone: There was no intention of rape…
(Pause)
Guy on phone: There was no intention of rape.
- Milton

Girl: All these sexual drinks…blowjob…orgasm…slippery nipple…they should have a drink called the Yeast Infection…….and the chaser would be Canesten…
- Peel Pub

Rich blonde whore: Even when you’re so happy ’cause you just slept with someone, you still go and screw them over and fuck someone else.
Rich brunette whore: Yeah, some people are like that.
- Outside Leacock 132, before Natural Disasters

Female frosh leader: I love the word fuck!!!
(Grabs megaphone from a guy next to her.)
Female frosh leader: “FUCK!!!!!!”
- frosh, lower field

Male #1: Okay, okay…Would you rather have sex with a dog or get head from your mom?
(pause)
Male #2: what kind of dog?

Girl 1: ..so then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore!
Girl 2: (nods head sympathetically)
Girl 1: Like sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me and all I can think about is, damn I really just want to sleep
(silence)
Girl 1: So do I break up with him?
- Milton gates