[Several girls whispering between each other, and then one girl questions louder]
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
- Burnside Basement

Guy 1: So did you do the extra credit part of the midterm?
Guy 2: Nah man, I was way too tired from jacking off all night.
- HIST 221

Guy: I’ll go check his Facebook to look for his Myspace.
(finds his Myspace)
Guy: You’ve made it too easy, Sir! You’re going to get raped!
- AUS lounge

Girl 1: Yeah, Bill Clinton has this disease that makes him constantly erect. Like, he has to take medication to make it stop. Some other big, famous black guy has it actually, but I forget who it is. I think he was an NBA player…
Guy 1: Shaquille O’Neal? I can definitely see him having that.
[silence]
Girl 1: Oh no, I’ve got it! It was Malcolm X.
- Milton Gates

Guy: “Listen…Bob Dylan…Musical genius, yea…but premature ejaculator.”

Guy 1: Yeah, but I mean the level of gay sex was just … I mean WOW. It was huge.
Girl 1: Well sure, but the midgets get caught everywhere.
- ARTS Cafe

Girl talking on cellphone
Girl: He had stubby fingers. Little stubby butcher’s fingers. You wouldn’t want to feel those caressing your body.
Long Pause
Girl: He was a good lay, though.
- Outside McConnell

Girl 1: It’s so awkward when you hear somebody have sex. The other day my roommate came up to me and said she could often hear me having sex unless her music is blasting. That night she walked in on me and told me she wanted to turn her music off so she can go to sleep. She actually asked me not to moan too loud!
Girl 2: Yeah the other time I told my mom: “Yeah mom, like, I could hear you have sex last night… Our house is pretty small you know”
- Press Cafe

(A discussion about penis size)
Girl 1: You need at least 5 inches.
Girl 2: I need at least, like . . more!”
- Thompson House

(Bus drives by with ad for upcoming Pussycat Dolls concert)
Guy: Hey look, the Pussycat Dolls are coming to Montreal!
Girl: Cool.
Guy: Wanna go?
Girl: Yeah we can sit in the front row and masturbate!
- Sherbrooke and Parc