British Girl: Meese, is that actually the plural of Moose?
Guy (sarcastically): Yes
British Girl: I always thought Meese was the plural of Mice! See, these are the sort of things that you don’t learn in Britain!

—Geo Lounge

Guy 1: “You know what’s really hot?”
Guy 2: “What?”
Guy 1: “Sniffing a sexy chick’s underwear”
Guy 2: “Yeah man.”
Guy 1: “So you do it too? I do it after sex when she leaves the room?”
Guy 2: “Yeah. Me too. But usually, it’s my mom’s underwear so my girlfriend doesn’t get weirded out.”

—before class

Girl 1 and Girl 2 stop to fawn over miniature dog that another girl has
Girl 1: omg he is soo adorable. helloo, helloo there little guy. aww. so cute
Girl 1 and Girl 2 walk away from girl with dog
Girl 2: oh he was so cute, i wish i could have one
Girl 1: i wish i could have stepped on the little thing and squished its little head

—Milton Gates

Girl 1: Dude, don’t you just loooooove Sabbath!?
Guy 1: Yeah, I gueeeessssss Saturdays are cool…

—McIntyre Medical Building

Guy: “If my plane blew up on the way to Ireland, I would be really upset. If it blew up on the way back, I’d be OK.”

—stewart bio

Girl 1: What’s see-cut (CKUT)? Is that like the McGill channel?
Girl 2: Yeah, I think so.
Girl 1: Why does McGill need a channel? That’s so stupid.
Girl 2: Maybe it’s more of a university channel.
Girl 1: Yeah, it says “University” on that sign.
Girl 2: That’s the street it’s on!

…Girl 1: (later) I can’t believe I’m in American Foreign Policy. I don’t know anything about it. All I know is that Bush is a Republican and he’s President.
…
Girl 1 (later): Everyone here knows so much more about American politics. (minutes pass) We know where to get a nice black cardigan, and some tights.

—AUS Lounge

(2 girls walking in the snow)
Girl 1: watch out for the frozen dog pee!
Girl 2: oh relax, i’m wearing boots… it’s not like i’m walking on my tongue!
Girl 1: WHAT?!?!
Girl 2: (stops) WHY DO I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?!

—Hutchison