Girl: I think formalism is stupid.
Guy: Yeah? Well I think deconstructionism is stupid!
Girl: YEAH?? Well maybe we should just break up!

-Campus

Calling all funny people! We are looking for new associate editors for the 2009-2010 year! 

Do you have a good sense of humo(u)r?  Do you think you’re witty? Are you going to be a McGill student next year? Then apply now! Or tell your friends! 

Here is what you have to do: Find 5 published Overheard posts that you think have mediocre headlines. Re-write said headlines. Then, send them along with an anecdotal e-mail telling us a little about yourself. 

Please send all e-mails to Jeremy@overheardatmcgill.com. 

Applications are due March 31st (2009). You must be a McGill student to apply.

Guy: Why would anyone name a city WATER-LOO??

-Otto Mass

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore

Girl 1: Your hair looks really good today!
Girl 2: Thanks! I had a lot of sex last night.

-Campus

Girl: NO! It’s salad dressing, NOT semen!!

-Molson Hall

Girl: If I came back and my egg was gone, I would punch the crap out of my penguin husband.

-Outside Otto Maass

Professor: I might make the exam tonight, but American Idol is on.

-Adams Auditorium

Ed. Note: Possible songs that could be sang on “Cardiovascular System Night” on American Idol: 1) Shot Through the Heart, Bon Jovi 2) Un-Break My Heart, Toni Braxton 3) A Rush of Blood to the Head, Coldplay.

More suggestions are welcome. Extra points if you think Tatiana Del Toro would sing it well.

Girl: Yeah, I saw a lot of penises this weekend.

–Trottier

Girl: He was on top of me, and the next thing I know he started to take off his dinosaur suit.

–Arts Building