Three girls are talking in an elevator about their engineering courses.

Other Girl: Wait, you three are in Engineering? But you’re all hot!

-Schulich Library

Girl: When is your birthday?
Guy: June.
Girl: This June?

-Milton and Parc

A group of guys were talking while walking to class

Guy: “So on one side there was a pussy, and on the other side it had a grizzly bear standing up.”

- McGill Ghetto

Guy: If you’re crap at SML, then I’m period blood at SML.

-Trottier

Girl: Oh, Yom Kippur. I like it better than the other ones ’cause it sounds like Yogi Bear!

-Bronfman Lobby

Professor: The age of consent varies with age and level of authority, so a professor cannot legally have sex with a student who is 17… So, please take out your driver’s licenses.

-Jewish Studies Building

Girl: Are we McGillers…or McGillians? McGillians makes sense, right? William Shatner was the star of Gilligan’s Island.

–Leacock

Girl 1: What, exactly, does Muslim mean?
Girl 2: I think it’s, like, a type of Islam or something.

-Stewart Bio

“I got really drunk and woke up in a corn field in Minnesota.”

-the benches by Leacock

Girl: Man, I was so upset when I got my period this morning! I was looking forward to having a month off and just getting an abortion in a couple of weeks. Seriously, sometimes life just isn’t fair.

-Molson Hall