Guy 1: Hey man, how was your birthday?
Guy 2: It was good.
Guy 1: Did you throw up?
Guy 2: Uh…yea the morning after.
Guy 1: (pumping his fist) Yes!!!!!—Durocher

Student (in Chinese): I drink beer faster than my “mei mei.”
Teacher: What were you trying to say?
Student: I drink beer faster than my grandmother.
Teacher: “Mei mei” is younger sister.
Student: Oh. That works too.

—Arts Building

Girl: I used to dress really “New York”, but I stopped because I started waking up hung-over all the time: less time to pick out outfits.

—Douglas Hall Pre-drink

Hey everybody,

This coming week is reading week. Because we will be on vacation and largely unable to reach a computer, we’ve set up this coming week such that it will automatically post two quotes noon every day. We’ll be back to regular functioning on Monday, February 26. Until then, enjoy your reading/vacationing/procrastination. And keep on submitting, as we’ll be going full thrust when we return.

[four friends studying together; tired, delirious...except one]

Blonde: Well I’m really bloated because all I drink is milk…And I finished an entire bottle of ranch dressing in two days…so then I took three laxatives…yeah.

Guy (reading a note): “He signed it ‘xoxox’??? What is he, a girl??”

—Bronfman

[A student raises his hand and asks a question]

Prof: Mike? Are you stoned again in class? Come on…you know there’s a time and place for everything. And after 4:00 is reefer time.

—Cognition

1. CBC Radio One is going to interview our founder tomorrow morning at 6:40am to talk about O@M. If you’re crazy enough to be awake that early, just tune in on the radio at 88.5 FM or online at http://www.cbc.ca/montreal/ and click Listen live to CBC Radio on the right. For those of you with more McGill-like sleeping habits, we’ll try to post a recording on the website.
2. We’ve launched our OverheardAtMcGill.com online merchandise store. We’ll be selling some general OverheardAtMcGill merchandise, including shirts, thongs, boxers, and some quote shirts. The full line of quote shirts will be available in the coming months. Check it out!
3. Top Rated and Most Emailed Quotes are now available on the right sidebar. (We’d give them their own page, but WordPress is being difficult).

Girl: What? You had Tantric Sex with my father?

—RVC Cafeteria

Professor: “In counterpoint you only climax once.”

—Class