Guy: So you’re trying to find a middle ground between slutty and Amish?
Girl: (Gasp) That’s sooo mean….I was never Amish!

—Jewish Studies Building

(in a lecture of about 300 people)
Prof: Sex has a lot to do with cognitive focus. Thats why men who are getting overexcited try to focus on things like baseball.
Guy: (depressed) It doesnt work.

—McIntyre Building

Guy: I’m gonna kill my chem exam!
Girl: I thought you raped exams
Guy: I raped my bio exam. I’m sick of raping.

—New Rez

Girl 1: You are a fat whore….well, minus the fat part
Girl 2: whatever–I’d rather be a whore than fat
—New Rez

Girl (to friend): We aren’t the only ones who stalk on facebook, are we?

—Arts Building

Girl 1: I don’t know how you can use a tampon.  I’ve never used one. Anyways, even if I did I wouldn’t know what hole to put it in.
Girl 2: (looking embarrassed) um..
Girl 1: I mean, what if i miss? Or what if it gets stuck and the string gets ripped off and it won’t come out?

–Stanley

Girl 1: Dude, don’t you just loooooove Sabbath!?
Guy 1: Yeah, I gueeeessssss Saturdays are cool…

—McIntyre Medical Building

2 guys smoking outside of the Arts building.
Another guy approaches them.
Guy 3: Can I buy I cigarette off of you guys?
One of the smoking guys: uh, sorry, we don’t smoke.
Guy 3 walks away awkwardly.

—outside of the arts building

Girl (talking to her friend on the phone): I wish I could graduate into motherhood. Why doesn’t someone just impregnate me already?

—Lower field