Girl 1: We’re thinking of getting a pet
Girl 2: We had a turtle once…it died so we had to flush it down the toilet
Girl 1: no we wouldn’t get a turtle…maybe a dog.
Guy: You can’t flush a dog down the toilet

— Architecture Cafe

girl: why isn’t he having feedback trouble like we were having in bio?
guy: Because he’s a physicist, and biologists are retarded…
girl: Is that why we’re going to be majoring in bio?
guy: sure is!

—Leacock 132

Girl: It’s Christmas, you know, so fuck it, I’m going to go to church!
—Outside burnside

One really tall guy: oh man you’re short
Really short girl: haha
Another really tall guy: YEAH!! you’re really short!!!
Really short girl: Well it doesn’t matter how short you are when you’re on your knees.

Stewart Biol 4th floor

In line at the Via Rail station

Girl 1: So, apparently, he goes down on her all the time, but she practically
never goes down on him.
Guy 1: Well…we know who wears the pants in that relationship…
(Very long pause.)
Guy 2: …How does he SURVIVE?

Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Chris lately?

Girl #2: No, I’m really worried about him.

Girl #1: Oh my god I know! Have you seen his facebook statuses?

Girl 1: I just wish he was better looking
Girl 2: Yeah, it’s his eyebrows
Girl 1: Totally, maybe if he does something about his eyebrows, I’ll go out with him

—Redpath Tim Hortons

Cultural Studies Student: All those date rape videos in high school, the date rapist ALWAYS looked like me! It was kind of a blow on my self esteem.

[Girl #1 is walking quickly while Girl #2 is trying to catch up]

Girl #2: Why are you walking so fast?
Girl #1: I have to get home in time to watch Grey’s Anatomy.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I’m applying to med school next year.
Girl #2: OMG, you’re SO gonna get in!

— Roddick Gates