Girl: Being a prostitute in Mexico? Thats actually a pretty good idea.
Boy: Umm, why?
Girl: All the guys are tan there!
-Milton Gates

Cop: Ladies, you’re not allowed to have open alcohol in public.
Girl #1: We know…
Girl #2: But we’re in the ghetto! Does that count?

-Milton & Hutchison

Girl: Right before he passed out in the hall he peed on your door.
Boy: There’s only one way to solve this; I’m peeing on his door.
-Molson

Girl: Sleeping with TAs isn’t slutty; it’s just good sense. It’s like buying insurance for your GPA.

- Milton

Guy: What do you think about euthanasia?
Girl: I think they’re tacky…
Guy: What?
-Schulich Library

(discussing upcoming exam)

Student: As long as we’re giving relevant responses – it’s 4/20; go get high.
Prof: Best. Thread. Ever.

-WebCT

Girl: What’s a prophylactic? Does it make you poop?

-Milton Gates

Girl 1: You know she slept with the Le Main boy last night?
Girl 2: The one she lost her virginity to?
Girl 1: Nope.
Girl 2: Oh, was it the one she fucked before reading week?
Girl 1: Nope…

-Campus

Professor: Markets are like prostitutes. You give them money, and they do whatever you want.

ECON209

Professor: The slaughter industry is the biggest user of tampons in Canada.

-Class