Drunk girl: YOU smell like peppermint schnapps, too!
Sober girl: Actually, that’s my toothpaste…

–Durocher

Girl 1: If the guy is really big, wouldn’t you be more likely to get pregnant?
Girl 2: No, only when his balls are big.

- New Rez

Guy: I feel like a rapist when I open doors with gloves on.

–Leacock

Girl 1: I hate him! He’s always smoking and getting high and bringing girls home and shit.
Girl 2: Well, older brothers are like that.
Girl 1: No, no, he’s 13.

-Roddick Gates

Girl: I think formalism is stupid.
Guy: Yeah? Well I think deconstructionism is stupid!
Girl: YEAH?? Well maybe we should just break up!

-Campus

Calling all funny people! We are looking for new associate editors for the 2009-2010 year! 

Do you have a good sense of humo(u)r?  Do you think you’re witty? Are you going to be a McGill student next year? Then apply now! Or tell your friends! 

Here is what you have to do: Find 5 published Overheard posts that you think have mediocre headlines. Re-write said headlines. Then, send them along with an anecdotal e-mail telling us a little about yourself. 

Please send all e-mails to Jeremy@overheardatmcgill.com. 

Applications are due March 31st (2009). You must be a McGill student to apply.

Guy: Why would anyone name a city WATER-LOO??

-Otto Mass

Girl: Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

-McGill Bookstore

Girl 1: Your hair looks really good today!
Girl 2: Thanks! I had a lot of sex last night.

-Campus

Girl: If I came back and my egg was gone, I would punch the crap out of my penguin husband.

-Outside Otto Maass