Guy 1: It’s colder than a witch’s teat.
Guy 2: You know what’s a better expression?  It’s hotter than a dog’s anus.
Girl: …

girl : can we rent monster party?
guy: no
girl: please i’ll have sex with you

—movieland on parc

[A large group of friends eating lunch.]
Girl 1: So what happened?
Girl 2: I don’t want to talk about it, ok? He sent me a facebook message, it’s over.

–BMH Caf

Guy #1: I love milk….especially off a woman’s teat!
Guy #2:(silence, repulsed face)
Guy #1:C’mon…its not like you haven’t tried it when you go back home.

Girl 1: I love it there, the foilage is so beautiful.
Girl 2: Isn’t it foliage?
Girl 1: I think you can say it both ways, but some Australian guy was trying to tell me you couldn’t.

–Entrance to 688 Sherbrooke 

First Time Stoner Girl: Touch my hand!
Passing Guy: …uh…ok?
First Time Stoner Girl:: It’s….it’s…it’s evaporating!  I swear!
–Douglas Hall

(During a game of “Never Have I Ever” at Frosh ’06…)

Girl #1: Never have I ever… made out with my brother.
(Girl #2 drinks up, while the rest of the circle looks on, shocked)
Girl #2: What? I didn’t know he was my brother at the time!

—Lower Field

Two McGill girls walking by Lush (soap store)
Dipsy Girl 1: Let’s go in here!
Dipsy Girl 2: Why? What do they sell?
Dipsy Girl 1: Umm it’s like soap…that totally smells good!
–St Catherine’s

Professor (in Chinese): What will you do over Christmas?
Girl (in Chinese): I will go home.
Professor (in Chinese): What will you do at home?
Girl (Blurts out in English): Party hard and drink a lot.
Professor (in Chinese): Ah. Are you from Toronto?

–EAST 230

Girl:”I mean, I totally like knowing… I just hate learning, you know?”

–outside Burnside