Guy: “We were playing beer pong at our apartment and it got really intense with the Backstreet Boys playing in the background.”

Girl #1 to Girl #2: You know who doesn’t deserve love…?

–Sherbrooke/University

Girl: I don’t get why Vegans don’t eat eggs. They’re not like meat.
Guy: I know, they’re unfertilized!
Girl: Ya.
Guy: It’s like not eating a period!  And who wouldn’t eat a period?!

girl: I thought that hermaphrodites were something made up by the media…like amnesia.

—New Rez

Guy#1: “…so long story short, she slapped me, jumped off and put all her clothes on. She didn’t even give me a chance to explain that I consider ‘hefty’ a compliment.”
Guy#2: what a bitch.

–Arts Building

girl #1: omg, i hate periods! periods ruin lives!!
girl #2: no, earthquakes ruin lives
…*silence*….
–New Rez

Dumb Girl looking at fossils: “So, I always wondered how they get fossils. Do they like kill them for their bones?”
–Redpath Museum

[A couple is walking through campus; the girl is holding a giant bouquet of flowers and beating the guy over the head with it]
Guy: Ow, ow! Stop!
Girl: You used MY credit card to buy ME flowers?!?!?

—Y intersection on main campus

High Guy: (Shouting) “Touch my hand it feels like Jesus!”
High Guy: (Shouting) “You’re very clever…physically”

–St Catherine’s