Girl 1: He has this really different accent because he’s from Niagara.
Girl 2: WHAT! He’s on Viagra?!?!
Guy: Possible Side Effects: you get a strong Canadian accent
- Geo Lounge

Guy: Man, see that scaffolding? The next girl I screw will be on one of those.
(sees a girl also walking under the scaffolding in the opposite direction)
Guy: (to the girl) How you doing? *ala Joey from Friend*
-Milton and Lorne

Guy: I’m not trying to make out with you… I’m just trying to get it in there!
Girl: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

-Sherbrooke & Peel

Exasperated Girl 1: …and oh my god, his dad slept with a hooker! And then she got pregnant! And then he got stuck raising the baby…with the hooker!
Exasperated Girl 2: I know, man!
Exasperated Girl 1 …and you know what’s so weird about this…these people are like…
Both girls together: From really good families!!!!!

-Birks

Guy: Last year I had the Prince of Yemen in one of my Psych classes and he was absolutely beautiful.
Girl: Did you want to marry him and do dirty things to him?
Guy: No, it was more like put-him-on-a-pedestal-and-look-at-him-all-day kinda beautiful.

-The Atrium

Girl 1: Can you guys believe that John dated me before I even blossomed?! (sincere puzzled look)

Girl 2: No, oh my God… you’re so lucky (looks with envy)

-BMH caf line

Guy 1: Man that was sooo gay.
Guy 2: Ya man, that was so gay that I need to go home to watch porn to reaffirm my heterosexuality.
– Sherbrooke and University

Guy 1: I heard that Carrottop is really buff now, like really huge.
Guy 2: He should start giving out random bear hugs.
Girl: Wouldn’t it be funny if movie stars just started grabbing people and yelling out the names of movies they’ve been in?
Guy 1: (Screaming and hugging himself) ”CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD! CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD!”

-BMH Caf

Girl: (talking to her friend on the phone) He didn’t take advantage of me enough!

-Outside SSMU

Drunk Girl: Well, I thought she could have gotten WAY more steaks for that blowjob but nooooo. She had to go up the hill to see some kids and fuck if I was giving her my last cigarette.

- Sherbrooke and St-Urbain