(talking about a professor)

Girl: He’s so hot, with that white shirt he always wears.

Guy: Actually last week he was wearing this….burlesque-like sweater!

Girl: … you mean burlap?

–Leacock

Girl #1: So is he a pothead?
Girl #2: Oh, no – but he does smoke a lot, and deal…
-RVC Caf

Guy: Did she use the strap-on banana?

- Outside Redpath cafeteria

The new features we’ve completed:

• Quote Submissions directly from the sidebar
• Twitter feed: Follow us on twitter
• Cleaner sidebar with niftier features.

We’re actively working on

• Cooler Share button (one that doesn’t crash the site)
• Ads: Find out about local events, parties, groups and promotions.

Girl 1: Sex is like the best diet ever. You burn so many calories.

Girl 2: Uhhhh, that’s not a diet, that’s an exercise regime.

Girl 1: Not the sex I have…

Girl 2: Gross.

-Prince Arthur

Professor: The great thing about being a nurse is that you can see whoever you want naked.

-Duff Building

Professor: Do you have any experience in Asia?

Student: Not really… Well, I lived in Vancouver for a little bit.

-Leacock

Guy 1: So you think I should tell her?

Guy 2: No dude, a zit on the dick is definitely not first date material.

-Redpath

As you may have noticed, Overheard as slowed down a bit, with exams and whatnot. This is partially us being busy and you not submitting (probably because you are busy). So, here’s the memo. We’re goin’ on break. We’ll be back at the beginning of Winter Semester, so don’t you worry.

Have a good break getting drunk with your less smart friends at home.

(Guy and Girl riding in a elevator)
Girl: I said “groups”, NOT boobs. God.
Guy: Oh. (Pause) Sorry, I see boobs everywhere; everything is boobs to me. (Points to the elevator buttons.) Look at these – nipples arranged in a particular pattern.

–Schulich