Male #1: Okay, okay…Would you rather have sex with a dog or get head from your mom?
(pause)
Male #2: what kind of dog?

Girl 1: Just cuz he’s Facebooking from prison doesn’t mean he’s ready to commit.
Girl 2: But … he sent me the shoes already! Dammit.
- Gym

Hey everybody,

We’ll be back to posting on the 7th of September. In the meantime, please enjoy our past quotes. The Random Quote button is a great way to see old classics.

Enjoy your summers!

O@M

Slightly Drunk Guy 1: Dude that Physics exam sucked balls (Drunkest Guy 2 starts to laugh hysterically)
Slightly Drunk Guy 1: Dude, shut up.
Drunkest Guy 2: You said balls…get it? ‘Cause the class was in Le Cock.
Slightly Drunk Guy 3: I hate that damn room, I got like 4 classes there next year. What a sausage fest.
Drunk Guy 1: Leacock?
Drunkest Guy 2: Le Cock!!!!
- St. Catherine

Girl 1: ..so then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore!
Girl 2: (nods head sympathetically)
Girl 1: Like sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me and all I can think about is, damn I really just want to sleep
(silence)
Girl 1: So do I break up with him?
- Milton gates

[Group of people discussing which nationality is the best looking]
Girl: Brazilians are bomb.
Guy: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
- Gardner 7

[Several girls whispering between each other, and then one girl questions louder]
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
- Burnside Basement

Trashed girl: Wait, is all male strippers gay? [sic]
Guy: Ummmmmmm
- RVC

(three girls sitting on bed in New Rez)
Girl 1 (to Girl 2) : You’re a fat whore.well…minus the fat part
Girl 2: Whatever. I’d rather be a whore than fat
Girl 3: I like your morals…

—New Rez room

White guy number 1: Yea, so i got gonorrhea.
White guy number 2: What, you got gonorrhea?
White guy number 1: Yea, but it’s no big deal, everyone gets it.
White guy number 2: I’ve never gotten it.
White guy number 1: Actually neither have I, but all my friends have. They just took 3 pills and it was done.
White guy number 2: I can’t take pills, it’s against my religion.
White guy number 1: what religion is that?
White guy number 2: Rastafari!
- Biftek, St-Laurent