Girl: I’m taking Italian Culture, doing a research project, and an Oncology class.
Guy 1: Oh, oncology is fascinating, isn’t it.
Guy 2: Yeah…the female anatomy is pret…ty…interesting.
(Awkward Silence)
Guy 1: Uhhhhhh, you’re thinking of…gynecology.

—St. Laurent Second Cup

(3 girls chatting on the blue couches; kinda-feminist girl has to sell tickets to the Vagina Monologues)
kinda-feminist girl: You guys should come see the Vagina Monologues.
other girl: Mmmm, I think it’s too feminist for me.
kinda-feminist girl: (slightly sarcastic) Oh OK then why don’t you just go have children and live in your kitchen?
other girl: Haha. Well, still I might walk out of the play feeling like I don’t have to shave my legs anymore.

—Shatner lounge

Girl: He was going to announce how I had a sex dream about my brother when I was like twelve.

Guy: Yeah, but it’s different dreaming it than if you actually WANT to.

—Gert’s

Guy (to his friend) :Sometimes I feel like a stripper preaching to a nun

—McConnell Engineering

Guy 1: I have a picture of your penis!
Guy 2:Really? Post it on facebook later!

—MORE house

Girl 1: Sex is so amazing, like, with-
Girl 2: -Someone who is really hot??
Girl 1: Uhh yea…or just, like, someone you really care about…
Girl 2: [Blank stare] Oh..
—Upper Rez

Student 1: Why don’t the Germans just have one word for “to put”? Honestly this is just ridiculous.
Prof: Well it’s just that the Germans are anal about their positions.
Student 2: Touche

—Sherbrooke 688

Girl 1: I don’t like it when my vagina’s itchy.
Girl 2: (not hearing what Girl 1 has said) I hate it when hair gets stuck in my lips.

—Milton Gates

(a bunch of Engineers playing Halo 2)
Engineer 1: You’re raping everyone, man!
Engineer 2: Yeah, I mean, that’s illegal in some states.
Engineer 3: Uh… some?

—Engineering Lounge

Girl 1: What’s see-cut (CKUT)? Is that like the McGill channel?
Girl 2: Yeah, I think so.
Girl 1: Why does McGill need a channel? That’s so stupid.
Girl 2: Maybe it’s more of a university channel.
Girl 1: Yeah, it says “University” on that sign.
Girl 2: That’s the street it’s on!

…Girl 1: (later) I can’t believe I’m in American Foreign Policy. I don’t know anything about it. All I know is that Bush is a Republican and he’s President.
…
Girl 1 (later): Everyone here knows so much more about American politics. (minutes pass) We know where to get a nice black cardigan, and some tights.

—AUS Lounge