Male Arts student: The professor of that class is constantly referencing phallic symbols. Phallic this, phallic that. He interprets everything as phallic.
Male Science student: What does phallic mean?
—Subway near Stewart Bio
(Guy and girl come out of a club office)
Guy: So, are we good now?
Girl: I don’t know . . . you really hurt me.
Guy: Babe, come on, it’s like 8 inches. Â It’s gotta hurt a little.
Girl:[disgusted stare]
—4th Floor, ShatnerÂ
(Stoners walk into a elevator)
Stoned Skinny Girl: I still cant figure out why it makes that sound.
(The skinny girl keeps knocking her fist into her lung. It makes a drum-like sound)
Stoned Skinny Girl: Its almost like my heart is thumping.
Stoned Guy: Maybe its like cause the lung is a cavity or something.
Skinny Stoned Girl: Even if its a cavity why would it make that sound?
(The stoners exit. Still confused)
– Molson Hall Elevator
(couple, holding hands)
Girl: Yeah, there’s like, no way they’re going to let us work in the lab together.
Guy: Oh? Why not?
Girl: They totally think we’ll do it or something.
—McGill Bookstore Cafe
Girl 1: “For pete’s sake, hurry up, *Sally”
Girl 2: “Who’s Pete?”
— Leacock basement women’s bathroom
girl: I just can’t stop kissing you…did you hear me? I just said I can’t stop kissing you!
guy: ya, ya… Im looking at facebook pictures…can we talk later?
—SSMU LoungeÂ
Drunk girl: I always throw a finger in the ass…
—RVC
Girl on cell phone: “Yeah, I’m in health services”
(pause)
Girl on cell phone: “I just knew that I couldn’t possibly sit through that exam.”
(pause)
Girl on cell phone: “Okay, cool. Â I’ll call you later. Â We’re totally getting shit-boxed tonight! Alright. Â Bye.”
–Health Services Waiting Room, Brown Building
Guy 1: You’re drunk.
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up.
Guy 1: You shut up.
Guy 2: No! I can do whatever the fuck I want! It’s Canada!
—Upper Rez