Exasperated Girl 1: …and oh my god, his dad slept with a hooker! And then she got pregnant! And then he got stuck raising the baby…with the hooker!
Exasperated Girl 2: I know, man!
Exasperated Girl 1 …and you know what’s so weird about this…these people are like…
Both girls together: From really good families!!!!!

-Birks

So, as it turns out there has been an issue with submitting quotes via the site. Initially we just thought there were no submissions because it was summer but then we quickly noticed that we are in fact stupid. Yesterday afternoon we noticed the whole submission section wasn’t working and we had that fixed.

So, it’s now working again and we apologize for that. If you tried to submit a quote but failed over the past month or so, please feel free to resubmit.

- OverheardatMcgill

Guy: Last year I had the Prince of Yemen in one of my Psych classes and he was absolutely beautiful.
Girl: Did you want to marry him and do dirty things to him?
Guy: No, it was more like put-him-on-a-pedestal-and-look-at-him-all-day kinda beautiful.

-The Atrium

Girl 1: Did you know there’s an underground tunnel connecting Leacock and Redpath?
Girl 2: Really?! I wish there was a tunnel connecting Leacock and Stewart Bio… I mean, it wouldn’t be that hard to do, would it?

-Corner of Peel and Dr. Penfield

Girl 1: Can you guys believe that John dated me before I even blossomed?! (sincere puzzled look)

Girl 2: No, oh my God… you’re so lucky (looks with envy)

-BMH caf line

Guy 1: Man that was sooo gay.
Guy 2: Ya man, that was so gay that I need to go home to watch porn to reaffirm my heterosexuality.
– Sherbrooke and University

Guy 1: I heard that Carrottop is really buff now, like really huge.
Guy 2: He should start giving out random bear hugs.
Girl: Wouldn’t it be funny if movie stars just started grabbing people and yelling out the names of movies they’ve been in?
Guy 1: (Screaming and hugging himself) ”CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD! CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD!”

-BMH Caf

(Guy taking a shit, yelling to friend outside bathroom)

Guy: Man, I can’t wait to take a shit in a bathroom I can actually fit in.
-Rue Ste-Famille

Girl: (talking to her friend on the phone) He didn’t take advantage of me enough!

-Outside SSMU

(Its 5 in the morning and two guys have obviously been overworking for at least 10 hours)

Guy 1: How did you study for the calculus final?
Guy 2: Well, my friend took the course and he failed it
Guy 1: What are you talking about… what does your friend have to do with it
Guy 2: I said I took it. Who are you talking about, which friend?
Guy 1: You said that your friend took the course and failed it.
Guy 2: I never said that.

-Burnside at 5 am